I could write a deathless monologue here about why I am ending The Plum Tree.
I could write entire maudlin pages about how much I love love LOVE you all dear blog readers because you make me so emotional with your fan mail and even more emotional whenever my site meter notches over a hundred frikkin hits per day so that I keep charging out of bed at 2am in the morning to pant breathlessly in front of the comp for the rest of the day alternating between sitemeter comment sitemeter comment sitemeter comment….But dust, cobwebs, mould, decay had grown all around and over me until the new decade hit me with a BANG. Then I crawled out of the mess a frizzy grey haired red eyed zombie, got myself a million buck haircut and a pedicure to clean up my horned, yellow, inch long toenails and then I just happened to pick up the nearest magazine lying around which happened to be an outdated issue of Oprah ………..(erk)
In the mag was a statement:
I am asked daily
By the world
Was that all
NO it isn't!
So I gotta end this.
But I will still be lurking by your blogs.
And The Plum Tree will still be floating up there…somewhere.
And one day I might come back with The Plum Tree part II, a leaner, meaner, deeper, bitchier version of this blog.
But until then, that’s it for now.